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vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

(via beyoncevevo)

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australiansanta:

remember when people said smexy instead of sexy i literally cannot think of anything less sexy than the word smexy

(Source: australiansanta, via 9places)

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sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

(Source: 23jan, via 9places)

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timefold:

when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer

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(via sorry)

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